Or maybe.....

'Cause we will never really know, will we?

Captain Jack Sparrow(Captain Jack Harkness is a distant relation) is Sally Sparrow's great-something grandfather and he went on adventures with the Doctor until he had a run in with Weeping Angels(and lost his sanity). But then later it turned out that Jack's jar of dirt? That held an orphaned Santaron. The Doctor found out about it and went over and managed to get him out without anyone noticing-almost. The Chameleon circuit wasn't broken back then, and looked like a water wheel. Just when he was going to take off for the Santaron Galaxy with the orphaned one, Will and Jack jumped on, not allowing the TARDIS to be more than a few inches off the ground, if that. Then when it fell, the circuit got damadged, and only fully being out of order with he crashed into London the late 1900's a few days(hee hee hee) later when some Weeping Angels. Cause, see, Weeping Angles are really the first Sherlockians who died of the Feelz when Sherlock fell. They only send people back in time in hopes that they can save Sherlock, but it's a fixed point in time and so even the Doctor can't do anything about it when he got there. Consequently, Moriarty, Sherlock's frienamy, was friends with the Weeping Angels UNTIL he killed Sherlock and they pushed his body back in time which them absorbed some of the timey-wimey stuff because they sent him all the way back to the year 5 billion which in turn brought him back to life as a Time Lord. There he became the Time Lord(and the Doctor's worst enemy) the Master. But on the way there he sends reminds a young man to go to a ruined mansion that his great-great Aunt Nightingale wanted him to go to on this particular day and time. The Doctor's dark side, meanwhile, is coming through with Amy and Rory in the dream world. The birds that you hear when they fall asleep? The nightingales? That's Doctor's guilt. See, he could have saved Sally's friend Ms. Nightingale but got killed by a dying Weeping Angel and regenerated(probably into Hurt).
But see, it goes on. While regenerating into Hurt in the TARDIS he crashes down to earth, injuring a few people on accident. His sonic screwdriver got crushed in the crash and so couldn't heal anybody. The Doctor focused his main attention on a young boy, John Watson, and told him crazy stories about stars, and time travel and aliens to keep him conscience. He told him that he would take John and show him around once he got better, but he was called home to be babied over before they could. John's sister Harry got sour because he was getting all of the attention and-well, they've never been on good terms since.

IDEAS!!!!!

You may ignore me for a few hours while I fangirl loudly about the Day of the Doctor. 

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See??? I'm so exited I can't even do caps!!!!!! 

HA!!! NEVER MIND!!!!!! I JUST NEEDE TO REVERSE THE POLARITY!!!

ROSE!!!!!!!! TENNENT!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU ECCLSTON?!?!? AT WITCH POINT I WILL GO TO THOR 2 BECAUSE HE WAS THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL* Loki!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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-SOMETHING AWESOME!!!!!! 

AT WITCH POINT WE'LL GO BACK TO DOCTOR WHO BECAUSE I JUST SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS ALMOST A QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!1 

BATTERIES!!!!!!!!! I AM HEREBY OBSESSED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AND.... AND.... JOHN HURT WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO?!??!? 

AT WITCH POINT WE'LL MOVE OVER TO SHERLOCK BECAUSE HE IS EVIL AND WHY DID HE URT JOHN LIKE THAT AND BLOOM'N NOT TELL HIM FOR THREE YEARS?!?!?!?!?!? 

OKAY MAYBE NOT THREE YEARS BUT STILL WHAT THE HECK SHERLOCK????? 

AND NOW MOFFAT HAS TWO MORE HUGE WAVES OF FANDOM PAIN COMING HIS WAY BECAUSE IN BRITAIN SEASON THREE IS COMING OUT EIGHT DAYS BEFORE AMERICA IS GETTING IT AND OH THE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

OH LOOK!!!!! WE'RE BACK TO DOCTOR WHO!!!!!! 

A FRIEND JUST WATCHED SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND OEIA H;OF HOISF LSAJFO IJOIF ASIHJOIFWOI- 

*cough* I think she liked it. *coughcoughcoug* 

I'M JUST SPAMMING DO YOU WANT TO SPAM WITH ME NOBODY>!>>!>>>!> 

AND THOSE ARE REALLY QUESTION MARKS, YA???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP THE BLOG ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

It's so boring!! It's just so.... plain! Here I am, trying to make a difference and there you are saving people right and left! You're ordinary. You're on the side of the angels. 

I might be on the side of the angels, but don't you dare think for one second that i am one of them. 

And that just brings Sherlock feels and MORIARTY LAYS TRAPS FOR PEOPLE SO THAT THEY WILL WONDER UPON WEEPING ANGELS WHO ARE NOW MAD AT MORIARTY FOR KILLING SHERLOCK AND CRYING OVER HIM FORETERNITYLKF JAOFJAFLKJF LK J WHAT IT WEEPING ANGELS ARE THE PAST SHERLCOK FANS WHO WENT THROUGH REICHENBACK FALLS AND DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT?!?!?!?!? 
AND THEY SEND PEOPLE BACK IN TIME SO THAT THEY CAN SAVE SHERLOK BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ANGELS WANT AND ARE JUST CREEPED OUT FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!AND NOW THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS SCARED OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AND THE DOCTOR KNOWS WHO THEY ARE BUT SHERLOCK'S FALL IS A FIXED POINT IN TIME AND HE CAN'T DO A BLOODY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

OKAY I;SMFLHJ OIFF I JUST NEED TO PASS THE THEORY AROUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO WEIRD WHAT????? 

AND FROM 'THEORY' WE GET RORY, GOOD 'LD RORY!!!!!!!!! 

WHO WAITED TWO THOUSAND YEARS FOR AMY TO COME BACK OUT AND... AND NOW I'VE SHORT CIRCUITED MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! 

THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION!!!!!!!!! 

WE MUST GO TO THE ICE CREAM PALACE TO CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!! 

YOU ARE ALL INVITED(unlike Captain Jack. No, wrong Captain Jack, the other one. The one oiwaf arehfoidsa a   oh nevermind it wouldn't have worked but Sparrow.) 

Captain jack Sparrow is Sally Sparrow's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather and the Doctor came up to him when he was a young lad and took him on adventures but they had a run in with the Weeping Angels and he lost his sanity. 

Captain Jack Harckness is just another distant relation. 

Nightingale... the birds in the dream wold with Amy and Rory, those were nightingales. They came through from the Doctor's dark side because he could have saved the friend but couldn't because he got knocked unconsciousness from a dying Weeping Angel and regenerated(probably into Hurt). 

man, this is a bit much, yes? 

But still, when Captain Jack Sparrow holds up the jar of dirt, in it was really the first Santaron for by the time he was born he would have destroyed all of Jack's enemies. 

But instead it turned out to be an orphaned alien and the Doctor took it out of the jar before it could be hurt, AND-surprisingly-without being noticed-almost. 

Because this was earlier in the Doctor's adventures, and his Chameleon circuit was still working. The TARDIS was the wheel!!! 

See, he had already gotten the Santaron at the point, and was just getting ready to leave for the Sontaron Galaxy when Jack and Will came along right as he was taking off. 

SO! TARDIS's Chameleon was broken when it fell, or rather a bit later when when he crashed it straight into the middle of the street. He helped take the injured to the hospital and took special care of a young boy called John Watson. 

The Doctor, to keep him conscience, would tell him all of these crazy stories about stars and aliens and traveling in time and stuff, and how he wanted John to come with him when he got better. 

He said that he would help him with his sonic screwdriver but it had been crushed in the crash and he needed to wait for his ship the TARDIS to fix it. 

But John's father called him back home before he was really healed to be babied by his family where his sister Harry got annoyed that he was getting all of the attention and-well, they've never really been on good terms since. 

OH, AND THE MASTER? HE'S THE DOCTOR'S EVIL TWIN!!!!! AND MORIARTY? HE'S THE MASTER'S HUMAN FREIND!!!!! AND THE DOCTOR'S DARK SIDE? THAT WAS MORIARTY BECAUSE WHEN HE AND THE MASTER WHERE FRIENDS HE WOULD ASK ABOUT TIME LORD TECH AND GET ALL SORTS OF NEAT GADGETS!!!!!!!!